Review On The Fuck Me Silly Dude Sex Toy

This is a masturbation sex toy for men and women, but also works great for anyone that have desires and fetishes where they are wanting to do the penetrating or if they are looking for a way to get penetrated. It is a very realistic fuck doll that also has a dildo built right into it.  For a woman with a male partner who wants a threesome but doesn’t want another person involved, this could be the toy for you.

You've always dreamt of riding a big hard cock, so what are you waiting for? Lay this super stud on his back, grab the lube, and Fuck Him Silly! From his sexy washboard abs, to his ripped waistline, pumped-up pecks and huge 8" cock, this macho man is ready to ride. He's your personal boy toy to do as you please--let him fulfill all of your male fuck fantasies! Made from our incredibly realistic feeling Fanta-Flesh, this mega masturbator is the most lifelike fuck-friend ever created. Squeeze his squishy balls and feel the firm nuts inside his sack. Rub your fingers over his chiseled 6-pack while you bite his perky nipples and stroke his stiff cock. Stick a finger up his tight little ass while you deep throat his tasty man meat! Whatever you want to do, he never says no! Now its your turn. Grab hold of his thick, bendable cock and guide it up inside you. The soft, supple Fanta-flesh material warms to your body temperature and feels just like the real thing--only better! Put your hands on his muscular chest and enjoy every ripple of his shredded hardbody. This hunky heartthrob never goes soft or limp right when you're about to orgasm--say goodbye to those midway letdowns forever. He's always ready to go and give you a fuck you'll never forget! What more could you want in a fuck buddy? From his tight ass to his firm, veiny cock, every lifelike detail is carefully molded after the perfect man. Bring him in the bedroom with you and your lover and enjoy an unforgettable threesome. You won't feel guilty about bringing another person into the mix and it's a lot safer! Fuck him on the bed, throw him up on the sink or table, or even right on the floor! He loves to try new things and new positions and he'll never leave the seat up When you're done, cleanup is a snap with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. After the masturbator dries completely, apply Pipedream Extreme Revive cornstarch powder to restore the masturbator to soft, like-new quality.

Fuck Me Silly Dude

Just what is the Fuck Me Silly Dude Toy?

The doll is a male masturbator that was designed as a well-built male, and muscular, having the lower part of a man’s torso, a huge penis measuring 8 inches in length and 5.24 inches in its circumference, and it has realistic balls. The doll has been designed to have the feel and look of being realistic. Its penis is hard enough to ride as you would the real thing.

It includes a man’s neck, and has shoulders, a chest, the bottom of a man’s torso with a penis, an anal canal, and scrotum. This is a boy toy for men to use as they please, however, it also works wonders for those females who have particular desires, fantasies, and/or fetishes.

This thing has allowed me to live out some of my wildest fantasies since I received it and the only thing better is the fact that I am able to do so whenever I want to. I no longer have to waste my time looking for someone to get it on with, because now I can just spend the entire evening (or all day long) doing just what pleases me.


Some of the ways it can be used

I have found it great to share with my friends too, which was fun and exciting to do. As several of my guy friends and myself went at it all night long, it was so awesome. I even had a few female friends that enjoy some goods time with me and my Fuck Me Silly sex toy, and all of them still come over now and then for more of the same.


How to go about cleaning the Fuck Me Silly Dude

Although the Fuck Me Silly Dude comes with a toy cleaner of its own (Pipedream Toy Cleaner) one can use any toy cleaner, just combine with warm water. Although, you should ensure it’s safe for Fanta Flesh, formerly known as CyberSkin.

It also comes with a revitalizing power lotion, which I thought was a plus.

It is important to keep in mind the benefits of cleaning a sex toy after every use, is not only for health and safety reasons, but also to help in keeping it in good shape. Typically, one should let it dry completely after washing it. However, never soak or let it get wet on the inside of the toy as it is going to ruin the lining of it. The anal canal will be needing a good cleaning in order to remove any lubes and/or fluids that may have accumulated during use.


  • Great for men or women
  • No more waiting for a partner



  • Can take time to clean
  • Not very discreet



It is not only me that wants to say thanks to PipeDream, but all the guys and girls that have enjoyed my new toy with me also wants to say thank you. This toy allows us to enjoy hours of fun when and where we want it. It can be tricky to clean sometimes, but after a while I developed a pattern, so it just comes natural now.


Lovense Max

We’re currently entering an era when sex toys aren’t just rubber sticks. Manufacturers, these days, are struggling to produce products that go hand in hand with technology and achieve a much more human-like feel than even the real thing can provide. One such device is the Lovense Max. Here is our version of a review for the Lovense Max.

It was the first male masturbator that was able to be controlled via a smartphone app. The air pump design made this one of the most interesting masturbation sleeves to be released that year.

Lovense Max

What is the Lovense Max?

Max is another product from the well-renowned developer Lovense. If we had to sum up Max in a nutshell, we’d say that it’s like a fleshlight that literally has the ability to build a rocket and ride it to the moon. Dumb metaphor, but you won’t think it’s so dumb once you find out the stuff inside this little guy.

Max is primarily a long distant relationship toy for men, and it’s one of the only few. Max is linked up to a partner by the name of Nora that is meant for your better half, making it a miraculous invention for people looking to introduce some intimacy from halfway around the globe.

What’s Inside the Box?

There’s not much inside the box except the absolute essentials. There’s the Max device, a USB dongle for connectivity, a charging cable and an owner’s manual. There’s no cleaning supply or lube for the device, so you’re going to have to buy both separately.

How Does It Feel?

The size of Max is about 6.5 inches and the vibrator is located at the beginning of the penis. Lovense claims that the device fits 95% of men, which is a bold claim but appears to be backup up. However, most men need a pretty healthy amount of lube to really get in there. There’s an added air vent that prevent build up of pressure and removes the feeling that makes men think their penis is being sucked up into a vortex.

There’s an air pump to create some amount of pressure and create a small vacuum, which along with the vibrations makes up the exact feeling of pushing a cock in a vagina.


The first thing you need to know that is the noise. This toy is not discreet at all. It’s so loud that even a closed door won’t keep the sound restricted. People in the next room will start to get suspicious.

However, the appearance from the outside is as discreet as it could possibly get. Max looks like a kitchen appliance from the outside and you could pretty much leave it lying around without anyone guessing what it is. But, you should know that the odd exterior doesn’t really appeal to most men. It isn’t too fun to nut inside something mimicking a thermos.

Let’s talk about the functionality. Max can be used via the buttons on the device as well as the Lovense app. Most people like the app for the no-hands approach while other prefer the buttons. It’s purely up to you and your liking.

The app is pretty decent with somewhat mediocre connectivity. But, as far as we’re concerned, it does its job.

Let’s wrap everything up by listing the pros and cons of this amazing blessing to humanity.


  • It fits 95% of all men
  • The video chat gets you as close to sex as you can be at a distance
  • Compatible with all devices
  • Amazing battery lifespan
  • Safe to use and convenient to clean (at least for a fleshlight)
  • Looks like an ordinary object on the outside
  • Can be synced with Nora for a complete virtual sex experience


  • It is not waterproof
  • The devices are sometimes too interconnected. Partners cannot experience different vibrations even if they want to.
  • Users face poor connectivity sometimes

Tenga Flip Hole Review

If you’re looking for something to increase your self-pleasure, or even a way to experience new levels of partner play in the bedroom, I recommend the Tenga Flip Hole. Let me explain why.

I have found my Tenga Flip Hole to serve the purpose I wanted it for, which has not been the case for all of my toys. It has a great suction which can be controlled by pushing a button, giving me even more customized experiences. This was only one feature that sold me though!


Experience the supple texture of our softest FLIP HOLE. The gentle, yet intricate details provide a sublime sensation. The One Hand Control Pad lets you control the stimulation. TENGA’s pioneering FLIP-Style revolutionizes masturbation. Cutting-edge molding technology creates a variety of sensations, and the FLIP-Style means they’re always hygienic.

Tenga Flip Hole


The slide cap and case are made with PC, while the inner sleeve is a thermoplastic elastomer, commonly known as TPE. The materials it has been made out of helps give me a more unique sensation.



The Tenga Flip Hole measures just over 6.5 inches in length, and 2.5 inches in width. This makes it the perfect size for the average size man. However, it can still be used by longer men, but not so much wider.


The Design

It was designed to offer multiple levels of stimulation during use, which I found to be great. Because of the unique design, it has provided me a better experience than other male masturbation products I have tried.

I think that the reason the Tenga Flip Hole sex Toy works so well is because of the way it is made and that about half way down there are these ribs, which works really great for gripping and holding my penis, and this along with the ribs on the sides creates a maximum amount of stimulation to give me pleasure at my best.

Then there’s the multiple sensations I am also getting on the head of my penis that is coming from the quattro waves. All of this combined with all the other factors, such as the lip flap. It works wonders for me as I am penetrating my new toy, and it also helps to keep any lubricants used inside.



They thought of the control design well, as it is “one handed control”, which has three buttons. One to trap air, one to release air, and one for increasing stimulation with the End Orb.

Having the buttons gives me the ability to control the vacuum pump and lets me create me own amount of pleasure from the squeezing sensations.



I have found it to be easy to clean-up after I am through pleasuring myself. This is a bonus in my opinion and places it above its competitors. I have had some toys in the past that took more time to properly clean, than to use.

Because of the materials it’s made from, you can simply open it up, run it under warm water, and let it air dry.



  • Reduced premature ejaculation
  • Has color options
  • Easy to clean



  • Not suitable for larger men



I have tried both the white and the black one and have found that for me I prefer the white. However, for anyone who has a larger penis, this may not be the toy for you as it’s only 6.5” long. The design gives an amazing sensation when the penis gets to the end where it has an orb, engulfing the penis. Being just shy of the full length, I have to shove hard to reach the orb, but prefer the ribbing better anyways.

Another benefit of using the Flip Hole sex toy is that it has been beneficial in helping me to be more in control of how long I can go without having a premature ejaculation.

Aneros Helix Review

Aneros Helix is one of the best prostate massagers out there for men.  And, if you’re a pro when it comes to sex toys, you’d know how good Aneros products are.  And, Helix is no different. In this post, we’re going to be going around and reviewing everything related to this pleasure-filled toy. Without further ado, let’s get right to it.


The Aneros Helix comes in a beautiful bright red box with a few product images on the outside. There’s a magnetic button holding the box closed and as soon as you open it, there’s a pretty handsome looking Helix fit snugly into its compartment. There’s just the product and a small user’s manual inside the packaging.

The box itself is pretty discreet and can be used to store the massager after use without alerting any family members or kids.


Aneros Helix

Aneros Helix

The massager is made of hard plastic. It’s not soft at all and has zero stretch or flexibility. However, don’t think of it as cheap plastic. It is very well built and there’s no chance of it just snapping or cracking at all. The design itself is pretty simple though. It’s pretty smooth meaning that insertion is really easy. Plus the shaft is thicker in girth while the bottom is thinner which just makes it that much easier to push in. The size of the Helix is about 4 inches, which is great for folks that are new or unfamiliar to anal play.


The Helix massager is just child’s play when it comes down to usage. The process is simple. Wash your hands with soapy water and use a good bit of some oil based lubricant on the massager. The more lube you use, the more you comfortable the toy will feel inside. Once the lube has been applied, just pop it in and the toy should set itself into position quite easily.

After you’ve inserted the toy, it’s better to leave it in there and let muscle contractions do the work. That is what is says on the packaging. However, it’s is not completely effective. Some folks need some standard movements for it do its work.


As said before, the material of this toy is hard plastic and most of you probably know this, hard plastic is the easiest to clean after silicone. All you need is a few glasses of warm, soapy water and you can just leave it to dry off. We highly recommend using something called an antibacterial sex toy cleaner which makes sure that there’s no slimy bacteria left on your device after the anal session.

The Final Verdict

In our opinion, the Aneros Helix is a must buy for all you people that are truly into anal play. There’s just nothing wrong with this toy. It’s truly flawless and if flawless is what you’re looking for, go ahead and grab Helix by Aneros.

Brought To You By The Letter ‘C’ Pt.2

I’m back!

So this is just a quick update post really. As some of you may know I’ve been dealing with cancer for the past while. If you hadn’t heard you can read my original post here.

For the past six months I’ve been going to the hospital several times a week for treatments involving skin removal, topical medicines and localized cytotoxic chemical baths. It’s been extremely painful, draining and generally awful. I would not recommend it.

Well after six months of hell, I’m proud to say that I’m almost cancer free! *insert cheering here* I have a few more treatments left, Likely only another month or so. It’s still not a 100% guarantee but my oncologist is extremely happy and has a lot of confidence that things are going end with a positive outcome. I’m extremely happy with myself for my progress, And my amazing partner who’s helped me every step of the way.

I’d like to thank everyone who reads the blog, follows me on twitter or otherwise engages with me in any way, You’re all amazing, And I love all of you.

Mental Health Monday: Week 13

MHM is back! Apologies for the absence, Let the ranting begin!

Hello  everyone and welcome to  Mental Health Monday! This is a weekly installment that I hope catches on and becomes a series that others feel comfortable enough to participate. And hopefully, bring more attention to dealing with mental health. If you’re curious and would like to participate head over to Mental Health Mondays guideline page.

Antibiosis | an·ti·bi·o·sis : Antagonistic association between organisms to the detriment of one of them or between one organism and a metabolic product of another.

This word has been on my mind a lot lately because I think it aptly describes how I view my anxiety and depression. I suspect some of you understand what I’m getting at but others are staring at their screens wondering what I’m talking about. The words been on my mind for a while but what really sparked the inspiration for this week’s MHM was a tweet from Girly_Juice


Seeing this tweet made me realise that viewing my anxiety and depression in an adversarial manner, Or another person like Girly_Juice puts it isn’t just some random personal quirk of mine. Separating out my anxiety and other issues and giving them some sort of identity, be that a personality or simply an adversary helps to give me some form of control over those actions.

Then I can reject those actions, “Goddammit! I wanted to say yes to that invitation!”. Some may view this as an unhealthy internal relationship to have but I disagree, When this happens it gives me a small goal or work towards, “Next time I’m going to accept an invitation!” or “Next time I’ll tell the server this isn’t what I ordered”. Small goals have literally kept me alive, And while in the long run, it might not be an entirely healthy thing to be doing, I’ll deal with that then…With small goals.

My anxiety and I operate in an antibiotic relationship, We are a constant hindrance to one another. The best I can hope for is it turns out like any classic media in which the protagonist prevails over their adversary.

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Brought To You By The Letter ‘C’

Hello everyone! Long time no see!

First off I want to apologize for my relative absence, This is a personal blog and while I don’t have any set schedule or need to post things on a daily basis I still feel bad that I’ve let the blog go untouched for so long.
I legitimately have no way of segueing my way into what I want to write about today so I’m just going to dive right in. I have cancer. I don’t really even need to say much more than that, But I will.

It goes without saying that Cancer sucks, I’ve lost  many of my family members to it but I’m here to assure everyone who reads this blog, or follows me on twitter or knows me in any way that I’m not going anywhere! My treatments are horrible, painful and draining but I have an incredible partner whos helping me every painful step of the way and a whole slew of amazing people I’ve met through this blog and Twitter (That’s you!).

My posts may be delayed, I may tweet less frequently and I may be overly negative but Perineum Plunders isn’t going away. I’ve been through proverbial hell throughout my past and if I can survive that I can beat aggressive skin cancer!

Thanks to those who’ve I’ve confided in already (You know who you are), It really means everything to me right now just knowing that I have people whom I can turn to if need be. And thank you to everyone whos reading this right now, your viewership and support means so much to me as this blog is truly something that I love doing.

-Perineum Plunders

Mental Health Monday: Week 12

Another MHM, Another personal issue. This week’s topic of choice? Body image and self-confidence! Well, More like my astounding lack of both.

Hello  everyone and welcome to  Mental Health Monday! This is a weekly installment that I hope catches on and becomes a series that others feel comfortable enough to participate. And hopefully, bring more attention to dealing with mental health. If you’re curious and would like to participate head over to Mental Health Mondays guideline page.

This week is all about body image and self-confidence!  More specifically my historical lack thereof! I’ve always had body image issues, But it wasn’t until I started venturing out into the “real world” that I realized just how bad it had gotten for me.  Up until very recently I literally had zero confidence in myself or how I looked, Unless I was tipsy or drunk and then I simply didn’t care. Not exactly a healthy state to be in for sure.  I think the critical realization for me was when a good friend of mine complimented me and I just shut down, It was like my brain just completely ceased to function because she had complimented me. The concept that someone found anything about me “good” enough to be compliment worthy had dumbfounded me and I had no clue how to respond.

After that point, I had realized how bad it really was and from then on I was more mindful of it. Sadly being more mindful didn’t mean it got any better, This was before I was getting help from a therapist and medications so being aware of it really did nothing but make me feel worse about myself because I felt like I wasn’t good enough to overcome my issues.

Many sessions with a therapist and some powerful meds later and I’m…Well, I’m making progress. A combination of professional help, amazing friends and most recently a spectacular partner have really started to help me get better. Slowly but surely I’m starting to tell myself that even though most times I may look at myself and see nothing worth noting, That isn’t everyone else’s experience, Other people perceive me very differently than myself, And they do genuinely believe that I’m worthy of praise. That used to be somewhat of a foreign concept to me. Not being able to convince myself that people weren’t lying to me was a terrible mental state.

But it’s getting better, Lately everything in my life has been getting better, and despite being exhausted from my new job, I’m actually in a mental state to enjoy it, And that’s a pretty wonderful feeling.

That’s all for this MHM, Thanks for reading everyone and remember: It’s taken millions of years to produce each and every one of you, And you’re all fucking beautiful, Regardless of what your brain, others or society says.


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Mental Health Mondays: Week 10

My way of dealing with things I can’t currently process, Photography! Stop by, Check out some photos I’ve taken and enjoy this week’s Mental Health Monday!

Hello  everyone and welcome to  Mental Health Monday! This is a weekly installment that I hope catches on and becomes a series that others feel comfortable enough to participate. And hopefully, bring more attention to dealing with mental health. If you’re curious and would like to participate head over to Mental Health Mondays guideline page.

Honestly, I’m a little unsure about what to write for this week’s MHM, It’s not like I don’t have anything to write about. A lot actually happened this week that ties into my mental health but I just can’t seem to get anything out for you readers in a way that would be coherent. So I guess I will just write about one of my personal coping techniques, Photography.

While I haven’t been into photography all that long but it sure got into me! Whenever I have a bad day, Specifically when I have a day where I’m finding it hard to process things I usually try and go on a photo walk somewhere. Photography forces me to pay attention to my surroundings much more actively, looking for that interesting photo or person. Photography allows me to take a mental break and just not have to think about my life for a little while. Actually, I find I take better photos when shooting while I’m out on a mental health photo walk rather than when the mood strikes.

I really don’t have much else to add for this week’s MHM sadly so I will just leave everyone with a few images I’ve taken over the past year or two on various photo walks. I hope you enjoy.



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Mental Health Monday: Week 9

Fire and ice, Black and White, Trump and being a human being! This week’s MHM is all about opposites!

Hello  everyone and welcome to  Mental Health Monday! This is a weekly installment that I hope catches on and becomes a series that others feel comfortable enough to participate. And hopefully, bring more attention to dealing with mental health. If you’re curious and would like to participate head over to Mental Health Mondays guideline page.

This week has been nothing but a series of extreme ups and downs, I’ve had two days of probably some of the worst depression I’ve had since I started taking my medications again, But I’ve also had a lot of really positive experiences this week too, like a really wonderful talk with my current sex partner and eating some of the best Thai food I’ve ever had.

I should feel lucky that at the end of the week I don’t feel like I’m in a worse place, But that’s just  because I’m too damned tired for anything else. Bouncing between the extremes of depressive episodes and fun social times has made me feel like I’ve been bled dry by an energy vampire. My depressive episodes are usually triggered by something rather than building up over time or just arising, This time, was no different. I had sent a text to a friend and immediately realized that in my already mildly upset state had written a really bad text. The text was basically the epitome of emotional baiting. This was enough to send me into a spiral of self-deprecation and depression for two days.

On the better half of the week, I managed to have a wonderful post-sex conversation with my current sex partner that really cemented and clearly defined our current relationship which took a lot of uncertainty out of my mind. And then afterwards we decided to go to a different Thai food place and had our taste buds thoroughly pleased, Like having food sex after our bang session. And it was amazing.

I’m far too tired to really go into the details of things this week, I have no energy to reflect and type out the details of things this week. My apologies.


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