Month: January 2019

HOLY TRAINER V3

HTv3 or the Holy Trainer Version 3 is the third of the Holy Trainer line of male chastity devices. The Holy Trainer products have long been called the best option of the chastity lineup, and as far as the best chastity device is concerned, the v3 has proved that only Holy Trainer can beat Holy Trainer. Let’s get into some of the specs.

The Look

HOLY TRAINER V3 Different Sizes

When it comes to the exterior look of the toy, the v3 has absolutely nothing to offer. However, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. This is just a hardened piece of plastic shaped like a penis. The plastic is transparent, meaning you’ll be able to see everything going on. While some people look for a little more fancy hardware, this is a great cock cage for folks that are looking for ideal features instead of pretty toys.

Design

The design is definitely a significant upgrade as compared to the older versions of the toy. The v3 has a design that makes it mere impossible for your penis to slip out of the cage. The device uses a internal brass lock that’s a huge update over the old padlocks used in some of the previous varieties of the chastity device. The lock is made from high quality brass, it opens smoothly without any nagging or dragging. So, convenience is also a huge benefit of this toy.

HOLY TRAINER V3

There is a small problem with the design though, it’s not technically a problem with the design, just poor workmanship. So, basically, some people had their HTv3 delivered with small hinges of plastic sticking out. While this may not seem too significant, longer periods of time inside this thing will definitely cause some irritation in your gentle parts. But, this defect is quite rare and shouldn’t be a problem for most people.

However, one thing can be said for sure about this toy, it’s dead quiet. A few older designs of the Holy Trainer had the problem where they would click or ring while walking; and a clicking sound coming from a guy’s penis can be quite suspicious. The v3 completely eliminates this problem with the plastic design and brass lock. The whole device is completely silent.

There  are small vents installed into place as well. These vents ensure that your penis gets some air while the lock is in place. This may seem like a useless feature, but your parts will definitely be thanking you for the vents after you’ve been wearing the cage all day.

Sizes

To accommodate men of all types and sizes, Holy Trainer V3 comes in four different variants.

  • Nano: 1.36 inches in length and 1.3 in diameter
  • Small: 1.75 inches in length and 1.3 in diameter
  • Standard: 2.14 inches in length and 1.4 in diameter
  • Maxi: 2.54 inches in length and 1.4 in diameter

Stoya Destroya Review

In a world of amazing fleshlights, there is one that is miles above its competition. We’re talking about one of the most realistic and dynamically advanced fleshlight in recent history, the Stoya Destroya. In this article, we’re going to talk about the inspiration of the toy, Stoya, the best features of this bad boy and end finally end off with a small pro and con comparison  that’ll hopefully help you make the decision whether this toy should be on your next shopping cart. Let’s get right into it.

Stoya Destroya

Stoya

Stoya has been a great part of the porn industry for the past decade and she has been involved in some of the most lit stuff ever made. She’s racked up quite the list of accolades. Over her long career, she has been nominated for seventeen awards and won six of them.

However, her looks and top quality content isn’t the only reason this young woman reached the height of fame. She’s actually written for The New York Times, The Guardian, Vice, New Statesman and Esquire. Along with that, she’s a pretty decent model as well (duh!).

Stoya is currently running her porn website named TrenchCoatX and her most recent achievement would be this amazing blessing to men called the Stoya Destroya that’s named after her.

Features

Well, if you ever thought that the guys in bed in Stoya were lucky, you have a chance to become them (to some extent). As you can probably guess, the Stoya Destroya is molded to replicate the vagina of the exotic pornstar. And, it’s the most amazing thing anyone could ever hope for.

The design is basically the reason why this fleshlight is so great. The division of the chambers makes it so hard to resist.

The first part of the fleshlight is a 0.7×0.7 inch chamber with teeth light stems sticking out towards the center point of the chamber. The pointy heads provide an amazing feel on your penis head as you move in and out of the fleshlight. Right after that, you’ll be entering the next chamber with only a 0.4 inch opening. Now this is where the magic takes place. The chamber consists of an length of 0.6 inches. At the start, there are rectangular bumps that are ready to welcome the penis. Then, there are similar burps that we already saw in the first chamber, but this time they’re longer and at a 45 degree angle towards the opening. Then there is the third chamber, and not all of you will be able to hit that. There are oval bumps just at the six inch mark which leads to an extremely narrow chamber which keeps getting narrower. Unfortunately, if you want to get to the very end of the toy, you’re going to need a penis of 8.7 inches.

Stoya Destroya Texture

Pros

Various Textures: The variety of different textures are truly mesmerizing. The odd shaped burps and pointy heads feel so amazing. At first they may seem uncomfortable, but just a few seconds later, you’ll learn to love the feeling.

Amazing Material: The Destroya uses a material called the Super Skin. This material is tailor made so it seems like you’re nutting into the real thing. It gives the whole ‘Stoya’ part of the toy real meaning.

Narrowing Design: Props to whoever thought it was a good idea to narrow the chambers slowly. That’s guys a friggin’ genius. The last ribbed chamber feels better than the real deal (that is, if you can get there).

Con

A Really Heavy Toy: If there’s one word we’d use to explain this toy, it would be gigantic. This toy is literally huge and it seems like they wanted the toy to weigh as much as Stoya herself. Anyways, if you balance the time each hand hold the fleshlight, you might just be able to start skipping the gym and use this as a workout instead.

Sticky Material: Some folks do complain that the SuperSkin material is really sticky, which it is. Some lubricants fix this, some don’t. Feel free to experiment around a little bit and see what works best.

Final Verdict

Well, Stoya isn’t going to be banging on your bedroom door (or you for that matter), so just settle for the next best thing and grab the destroya. It’s an amazing fleshlight, probably one of the best ones out there. Just get it and we’re pretty sure you’re going to thank us in the future.

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